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Halloween Riddles
Looking for Halloween riddles for a party or other use? Here are some
of the best Halloween riddles.
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive.
How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
What's the best way to get into a locked cemetery at midnight?
Use a skeleton key
What would you get if you crossed a mummy with a vampire?
Either a flying Band Aid or a gift-wrapped bat
Why is the letter "E" like death?
Because it's always at the end of life
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball.
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appétit.
What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.
What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping booty.
Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea.
Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
He only had one pupil.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o-lantern
by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up.
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.
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