Halloween Riddles

Looking for Halloween riddles for a party or other use? Here are some of the best Halloween riddles.

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.

Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.
What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.

Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks were too expensive.

How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines

What's the best way to get into a locked cemetery at midnight?
Use a skeleton key

What would you get if you crossed a mummy with a vampire?
Either a flying Band Aid or a gift-wrapped bat

Why is the letter "E" like death?
Because it's always at the end of life