Halloween Jokes and Riddles

Halloween Riddles

Looking for Halloween riddles for a party or other use? Here are some of the best Halloween riddles.

What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

Which dog does Count Dracula own?
A Bloodhound.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.

Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life.

What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.

Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.

Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through its heart because steaks were too expensive.

How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
By blood vessels.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.

Where does Count Dracula live in New York?
In the Vampire State Building.

Which people do vampires prefer?
People with high blood pressure.

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines

What’s the best way to get into a locked cemetery at midnight?
Use a skeleton key

Where do zombies like to spend their holidays?
At the Dead Sea.

What would you get if you crossed a mummy with a vampire?
Either a flying Band Aid or a gift-wrapped bat

Why is the letter “E” like death?
Because it’s always at the end of life

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.

What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.

What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appétit.

What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.

What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping booty.

Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea.

Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
He only had one pupil.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let’s wrap this case up.

Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.

What is the difference between a broom and a pumpkin?
Have you ever eaten broom soup?

When is it bad luck to encounter a black cat?
When you are a mouse!