Get some boo-giggles with these funny one liner riddles about Ghosts. Whether you are looking to make a friend smile, or just get on their nerves (!!!) on Halloween, one of these is sure to help you out.
1. What did the ghost say to his crush?
2. What did the ghost say when he was very sad?
3. What part of a house does a ghost not like?
THE LIVING ROOM
4. Why do spooks never write novels?
Too many ghostwriters as it is!
5. What did one Ghost say to another ghost?
Long time no see.
6. what did the ghost say at his grandfather’s funeral?
See you at lunch!
7. How did the ghost cry?
8. What do you do if a ghost comes through your front door?
Run out of the back door
9. What do you call a ghost with no legs?
A ghost; because ghosts don’t have legs!!
10. Where do teen-aged ghosts like to shop ?
Echo-zombie & Witch
11. What did the ghost eat for lunch?
A Boo-loony sandwich
12. What is a ghosts favorite fruit?
13. What was the first thing the ghost did when he got in the car?
He buckled his sheet belt.
14. What is a Ghost’s favorite desert?
15. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
It wanted to get some boooooooos!
16. What do ghosts call their girlfriends?
17. What kind of gum do ghosts chew?????
18. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
19. Knock,knock…who’s there? Boo. Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s not Halloween yet!
20. What do you call a ghost that takes bets?
21. What did the ghost wear on his tux to the prom?
22. What did the ghost say when his brother told a lie???
That’s not true! I can see right through you!
23. What’s a ghost’s favourite room?
The DIEning room
24. What time of day do ghost come out?
NONE– they come out at night!
25. Where do ghosts shop?
26. What does a ghost call his mother and father?
27. How do ghosts dance?
They shake thier boo-ty
28. What do ghosts serve for dessert??
29. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
30. What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
31. Why did the ghost take his family on a elevator ride every day?
To raise their spirits.
32. Why are ghosts like newspaper?
Because they appear in sheets.
33. What color did the ghost turn after it drank orange juice?
34. Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
35. What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
36. What is the difference between ghosts and patched jeans?
Ghosts are dead men. Patched jeans are men-ded!
37. What kind of music does ghosts like?
Rhythm and boos!